The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to bleed on command

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to be wrong

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power drown in water

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!