The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the ability to post here

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power drown in water

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to breath at will.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!