The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to smell poop

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to to think less

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!