The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!