The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!