The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to mind reeds

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to have no powers

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!