The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

thumb_up thumb_down +39

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to see who is writing these powers

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

thumb_up thumb_down -3

the power to hate nature

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

thumb_up thumb_down -43

The power to eat multiple things at a time

thumb_up thumb_down -43

the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

thumb_up thumb_down +156

The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

thumb_up thumb_down +152

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

thumb_up thumb_down +148

The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

thumb_up thumb_down +146

The power to breathe

thumb_up thumb_down +142

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

thumb_up thumb_down +132

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

thumb_up thumb_down +132

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!