The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!