The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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Nihat Do?an

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to make asians smart

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to bleed on command

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!