The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to control dodos

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to kill yourself

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to plank

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!