The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to smell poop

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to to think less

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!