the ability to post here

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to bleed on command

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to smell poop

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to kill yourself

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!