The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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A good Kisser

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The ability to smell with your hands

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to get in the van

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!