The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to mind reeds

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to eat ass.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!