The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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Liam Brudenell

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to like this power

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to plank

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to think salmon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!