the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to like this power

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to plank

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to think salmon.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!