The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!