The power to change your emotions at will.

the ability to post here

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

The power to grow fingernails.

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

The power to bleed on command

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to mind reeds

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

The power to smell poop

The power to kill yourself

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!