The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to see through air

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to be wrong

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!