The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to be wrong

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Liam Brudenell

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to control dodos

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!