The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to breathe

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to eat ass.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!