the power to be able to speel ronj

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to be stupid

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!