The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to control sloths

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!