The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to control sloths

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to go into a coma

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to watch tv

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!