To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to see through windows

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!