The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to circumcise yourself

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the power to make glass clear

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A good Kisser

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!