The power to lose this power.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to see air

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to control urine

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!