The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!