The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to to think less

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to eat nandos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!