The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to die at will.

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the power to get in the van

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to see through windows

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!