the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power drown in water

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the power to make glass clear

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A good Kisser

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!