The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to see air

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to control urine

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the ability to smell sounds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!