The power to love Justin Bieber

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to lose this power.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!