The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to die when you die

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!