The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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32% Levitation.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power of Grayskull.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!