The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power drown in water

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!