- Pointless Super Powers

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The power to walk on two legs

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The power to stand still for five hours

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The power to communicate with earthworms.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to lose this power.

The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

The power to see air

The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to put on socks with one hand

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!