the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to have a power

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!