The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to kill yourself

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to die when you die

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to predict the present

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!