the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!