The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to control urine

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to complete math exercises

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!