The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!