- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

The power to die early.

The power to fly, but only when pigs do

The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

The power to make a pointless superpower.

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to be a walrus

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

Pointless Super Powers