The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the powre to spel

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to see through glass

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!