The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to breath Oxygen

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to get hard at will.

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the powre to spel

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!