The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to dance really well

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!