The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to communicate with earthworms.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

The power to see air

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

The power to put on socks with one hand

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

The power to poo in the toilet

The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

The power to sleep anytime your tired

The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

the power to control urine

The ability to de-carbonate soda

The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!