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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party
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The power to love Justin Bieber
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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.
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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)
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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.
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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection
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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.
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the ability to smell sounds
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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,
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the power to be infinitely constipated
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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze
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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.
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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...
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The power to breath at will.
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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.
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The power to walk on two legs
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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.
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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands
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The power to communicate with earthworms.
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The ability to make dogs sneeze
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ability to levitate using my fart...
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The power to turn on the TV with the remote
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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.
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Liam Brudenell
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!