The power to be called justin bieber

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to eat nandos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!