The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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A good Kisser

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!