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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose
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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.
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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you
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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.
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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.
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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.
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The power to eat nandos
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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears
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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken
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The power to lick your elbow.
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The ability to reverse your digestive system.
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The power to poop and pee at the same time
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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.
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the power to create bad superpowers
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The power to have a stroke at will.
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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.
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32% Levitation.
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The power to breath underwater only when on land.
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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber
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the ability vote up this superpower
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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.
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The power to pee and poop at the same time.
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The power of Grayskull.
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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!