The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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Nihat Do?an

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to make asians smart

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to go into a coma

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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A good Kisser

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!