The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to bleed on command

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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the power to read captchas

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to control dodos

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!