the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to mind reeds

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to eat ass.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!