the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to control sloths

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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to make asians smart

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to to think less

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!