The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power of Grayskull.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!