The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to be wrong

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the power to shit with your mouth

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to not exist.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!