The power to like this power

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to die while dieing

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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to make asians smart

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!